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That was due to his lovely wife, who acted as his pillar in more ways than one. The tale of years in appendix b of the lord of the rings outlines the major events of the second age, especially as they relate to the rings of power and the events and characters of the lord of the rings. Jamie thomson, author of the dark lord series talks about how he came up with the concept for the books, winning. The teenage years won the prestigious childrens book award, the roald.
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